Monday, August 06, 2007

Award conferred

Curryegg gave me an award! Read about it here.

Strange how the rants and ramblings of one can be conferred an award but that's the way the world turns these days. I say strange as one who grew up thinking diaries are private items. Today it is blog about it for the world to read. You might say it is also a form of therapy. As the saying goes, "A problem shared is a problem halved."

Well, if that is true it is bad news for the shrinks out there... haha. Speaking of shinks, here's one from the net:

"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.

Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money ! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now !!!"

And the moral of the story is?
Go figure ;-)

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